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Sunday, 8 August 2004
Small-scale bad luck.
You know those paving stones that are pivoted and have secret puddles hidden underneath them, so that, when you tread on the paving stone, the puddle shoots up your leg? Well, the other day I bit into a pizza and it squirted oil up my left nostril.
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