Beauty tips for the undead.

I don't usually watch Dead Ringers — Jon Culshaw's far better on the radio than on TV — but I did happen to watch it last week, and was reduced to hysterics by the sight of Gillian Bloody McKeith — well, actually it was a very good impersonation of Lynn Foulds-Wood, but it was clearly meant to be McKeith — anyway, yes... the sight of Gillian McKeith proclaiming

I'm a pretend doctor with a Ph.D. in salad.

Wondering whether anyone else was as pleased about that as I was led me to this:

A friend of mine wants to do a Ph.D. in Salad Research. I told him not to bother. After all, it's not roquette science...

I love the Internet.