The march of civilisation.

Apparently, the big new craze in Toronto is professional pillow-fighting.

The league is the brainchild of 38-year-old Stacey Case, a T-shirt printer and musician ...

A musician thought of this? Well, I never, etc.

... who came up with the idea that people would pay to see young women in costumes beat the tar out of each other with pillows — and that women would volunteer to whap each other in front of a crowd.

I love this bit:

However, they're quick to point out it's not really just about young women in revealing costumes tussling in front of a largely male audience. Well, maybe it is a bit.