The Italians.

Having spent a little bit of time there lately, I have three observations.

The Italians really love babies. Adore them. Can't get enough of them. So why the hell aren't they having them anymore?

The Italians really, really, really should not be allowed to drive cars. Put them behind the wheel and they turn batshit homicidal. I vow never to drive in Italy again.

The gin-and-tonics they mix at Pisa Airport are strong enough to stun a mule.