Oh, miaow.

I had no idea there was a World's Ugliest Dog Competition, but it turns out there is. It looks like the Chinese Crested has the thing pretty much sewn up, I have to say.

I had also never heard of Beth Ostrosky, but it looks like one of the Belfast Telegraph's subeditors has, and isn't too fond of her. Look at the caption on this photo:

Model and TV host Beth Ostrosky (L) kisses a Chinese Crested named Rascal

Now, that's just mean.