Laying a patio is surprisingly easy. Mixing sand, cement, and water, however, is the sort of thing the devil would make you do in hell, though I'm sure even Satan would balk at making anyone do it for eternity. A couple of days would be quite bad enough. Maybe a week for the guy who invented the new type of bath plug that may not have the unbearably unsightly chain but also doesn't let the bloody water out of the bath. That's "bloody" as in "cotton-picking". I've not been killing people in my bath or anything. Oh no. What a thought. Ha ha ha. Anyway, yes, what was he thinking, whoever he was? Are plug chains really so bad that we should be willing to trade the excitement of plug levers for the ability to actually empty the actual bath? Well? It makes me so angry, I could strangle a manatee in the nude. There's an obscure quote for you. Some sort of worthless prize to whomsoever identifies it correctly. Obviously correctly. Why would there be a prize for identifying it incorrectly? That would be quite odd.
Still no election commentary here, then.