Sunday, April 29

Safety noise.

I heard this advert on the radio the other day. I'm quoting from memory so a word or two will be out of place, sure, but I swear this is accurate:

Nnnnnnnnmnnnnnnnnnnnnnnnnmnnnnmnnnnnnnnnnmnnnnnn...

This is the sound of a tattoo.

...nnnnnnnnmnnnnnnnnnnnnnmmnnnnnnnmnnmnnnnnnn.

[Silence]


This is the sound of another kind of skin art.

[Silence]

Skin cancer doesn't make a noise.


There was more, but I didn't hear it. Too busy shouting "What?"

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