Tuesday, 24 March 2009

A message for Lexmark.

Dear Lexmark people,

Nice printer. Really. It, you know, prints. And scans. Great. But I would just like to mention this one little issue with your software — which, apparently, the printer can't do without.

400MB? Four hundred meg? Four! Hundred! Meg! Are you completely deranged? I've got operating systems smaller than that. Just how bloody egotistical must your programmers be to assume that I'm willing to give up that much of my hard drive just so's I can print the occasional document? You utter, utter bastards.

Love & kisses,

Squander Two

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