Monday 24 January 2005


Jill, Cindy, and Wendy have been trying to sell me something or other via email, spamming bastards that they are. I have no idea, and neither do I care, what the product is, but the subject line of their emails demonstrates an intriguing new approach to marketing:

Lose While You Sleep! As seen on Opra.h and d CNB.C

Yes, that's right: not content with being a total loser merely by day, now you can lose in your very sleep. In fact, you can even be as big a loser as the people you see on Oprah ("My brother cooked and ate my children, so I got a make-over") — that's serious losing.

What's the target market for this?

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