Lose While You Sleep! As seen on Opra.h and d CNB.C
Yes, that's right: not content with being a total loser merely by day, now you can lose in your very sleep. In fact, you can even be as big a loser as the people you see on Oprah ("My brother cooked and ate my children, so I got a make-over") that's serious losing.
What's the target market for this?