But there's a new competitor on the scene, and they really do look rather like they might wipe the floor with Apple. And they're British, would you believe?
Yes, it's Shrovis-Bishopthorpe:
THE 2008 SHROVIS-BISHOPTHORPE Envaliant III.
Here is a proper British computer, soberly cased in good Dartmoor tin. Hand-turned brass dials and latches come in high- or low-burnish.
Shrovis-Bishopthorpe lead the pack in considering the Internet a nuisance. To this end we have installed a lock, so that the decision to leave the real world behind and venture into a land of codswallop and hastily documented buggery is anything but a thoughtless one.
What's not to like?