Thursday, December 23

A diversion.

Jackie's done it, so so shall I. Sun ink to do, in it?

Three Names You Go By:
1. Jo
2. Squander Two
3. Mr... er... sorry, how do you pronounce that?

Three Things You Like About Yourself:
1. My wife.
2. My taste in eyewear.
3. My ability to touch the ground without bending my knees.

Three Things You Dislike About Yourself:
1. My childhood.
2. My bouts of depression.
3. My tendency to piss off people I like.

Three Parts of Your Heritage:
1. English.
2. Jewish.
3. Australian.

Three Things That Scare You:
1. Sudden loud noises.
2. The threat of intense pain.
And that's it.

Three of Your Everyday Essentials:
1. Clothes.
2. Food.
3. Diet Coke.

Three Things You Are Wearing Right Now:
1. My wedding ring.
2. Some rather excellent FCUK wraparound shades with prescription lenses.
3. Silver cufflinks.

Three of Your Favorite Bands/Artists (at the moment):
1. No-Man.
2. Vast.
3. Snow Patrol.

Three of Your Favorite Songs at Present:
1. Photogenic by Squander Pilots.
2. Chocolate by Snow Patrol.
3. Is It 'Cause I'm Cool? by Mousse T.

Three New Things You Want to Try in the Next 12 Months:
1. Getting to grips with Ableton Live.
Apart from that, no plans. I'll know them when I see them.

Three Things You Want in a Relationship (love is a given):
1. Trust.
2. Fidelity.
3. Physical affection.

Two Truths and a Lie:
1. The Communists banned surnames in Mongolia.
2. Bats squeak so loudly that, if we could hear them, they'd deafen us.
3. Everest is the world's tallest mountain.

Three Physical Things About the Opposite Sex That Appeal to You:
1. Grace.
2. Poise.
3. Buttocks.

Three Things You Just Can't Do:
1. Run for long distances.
2. Pronounce the letter S as a whistle for comic effect.
3. Fly.

Three of Your Favorite Hobbies:
1. Making music.
2. Watching films.
3. Blogging.

Three Things You Want to do Really Badly Right Now:
1. Go to lunch.
2. Finish work for Christmas.
3. Empty my bladder.

Three Places You Want to Go on Vacation:
1. Corsica.
2. Chicago.
3. Prague.

Three Kids' Names:
1. Eva.
2. Ben.
3. Phoebe.

Three Things You Want to Do Before You Die:
1. Have a child, one way or another.
2. Become self-employed.
3. See a cure for diabetes.

2 comments:

Gary said...

Three Names You Go By:
1 Gary
2 G
3 There isn't a third

Three Things You Like About Yourself:
1. My wife.
2. My sense of humour.
3. My taste in music.

Three Things You Dislike About Yourself:
1. My pessimism.
2. Churchill's Black Dog
3. My amazing ability to open my mouth and insert both feet

Three Parts of Your Heritage:
1. Scottish
2. Irish
3. English.

Three Things That Scare You:
1. Heights.
2. Failure.
3. Debt.

Three of Your Everyday Essentials:
1. Cigarettes.
2. Coffee.
3. The Internet.

Three Things You Are Wearing Right Now:
1. My wedding ring.
2. A ratty old dressing gown
3. Paint-covered slippers

Three of Your Favorite Bands/Artists (at the moment):
1. Radiohead
2. Eels
3. Franz Ferdinand.

Three of Your Favorite Songs at Present:
1. Love Machine, Girls Aloud
2. Going To Your Funeral, Pt 2 - Eels
3. Toxic - Britney

Three New Things You Want to Try in the Next 12 Months:
1. Writing for magazines other than tech ones
2. Getting a handle on my finances
3. Finishing one of the three books I'm battling writer's block over


Three Things You Want in a Relationship (love is a given):
1. My wife.
2. See (1)
3. See (1)

Two Truths and a Lie:
1. I know why belly button fluff is usually blue
2. The current womens' fashion for short skirts and knee boots makes me seriously reconsider my atheism. There is a god and s/he loves me.
3. I like cats

Three Physical Things About the Opposite Sex That Appeal to You:
1. Eyes
2. Voice
3. Everything else

Three Things You Just Can't Do:
1. Be in tall buildings without panic attacks
2. Sleep properly
3. Live within my means

Three of Your Favorite Hobbies:
1. Reading
2. Writing
3. Cooking (or burning, as it's better described)

Three Things You Want to do Really Badly Right Now:
1. Get another coffee.
2. Finish the huge article I've been writing all week.
3. Discover a magic spell that makes the taxman disappear

Three Places You Want to Go on Vacation:
1. The USA, for ages, in a car
2. Moscow
3. Japan

Three Kids' Names:
1. Beth
2. David
3. Jennifer

Three Things You Want to Do Before You Die:
1. Grow up.
2. Get really cantankerous and selfish. More than I am already.
3. Get the hang of novel writing and move to France.

Merry Xmas, Mr Jo :-)

Squander Two said...

Merry Christmas, Mr G.

Love Machine is rather brilliant, isn't it?