Wednesday, March 23

Another great leap forward for civilisation.

Mark has found this. It's an alarm clock that runs away and hides every time you press the snooze button, hiding in a different place each time, forcing you to get the fuck out of bed you lazy sod. I might just have to get one.

The real genius of this invention, from a marketing point of view, is that customers will regularly have to buy replacements after angrily killing the little bastards on bad mornings.


Update:

Here's Clocky the clock's homepage. He's made of carpet. Cool.

Apparently, it was invented by the same person who brought us this bizarre computerised speaking bag-curtains-belt-phone thing. A great mind is at work.

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