Tuesday, August 31

Janet Jackson's political analysis.

Janet Jackson, clearly under the impression that the world looks to members of her family for sensible advice, confirms Alice Cooper's thesis by (a) claiming that she exposed her tit by accident, and (b) blaming President Bush for exploiting that "accident" for publicity purposes. I am quite amazed that she didn't just go the whole hog and accuse Dubya of engineering the incident through misuse of the CIA's clandestine garment sabotage unit.

Anyway, are the last four words of this piece hilarious, or what?

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