Monday 16 August 2004


You are more likely to be shot dead in the USA than in the UK. This is often cited as a good reason to ban guns.

You are more likely to be strangled to death in the UK than in the USA. I propose that the government has everyone's hands cut off immediately. Anyone who opposes this emminently reasonable measure is clearly an extremist hand-nut who doesn't care about our children.

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